Pet Detective Fan Pillows

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

Barks in code.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

What does aloof mean?

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"Now how did she know?"

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"He's a Crocodoodle."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"Curiosity."

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

Cookie Thief

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

No, I seriously doubt a DNA test would exonerate you.

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

Wanted dog! reward!

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

"Someone at this address is intercepting foreign hacking codes."

'The name's Victoria. I was told I could find a gumshoe here.'