Pet Detective Fan Pillows

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

Barks in code.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

What does aloof mean?

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"Now how did she know?"

"He's a Crocodoodle."

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

"Curiosity."

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

Wanted dog! reward!

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

Cookie Thief

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

"Someone at this address is intercepting foreign hacking codes."

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

'The name's Victoria. I was told I could find a gumshoe here.'