Pet Detective Pillows

Psychologists carefully noted the pets' response to the broken water dish.

'Relax - we'll blame it on Curiosity.'

Mum, remember you said I could have a pet...

'And that's his evil twin brother'

Bill hid the football while the cat took the blame for the broken vase.

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

The cat got his owner's tongue, and is letting him know why.

"He has no distinguishing features,really, but you can't miss him."

"Have you seen Spot lately?"

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

"You really took Muffy and Scott and Todd down to the lake and let them go...honest? Have you got a note or something from them so I could be sure?"

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

'And when did you notice he wasn't his usual self Mrs. Bakston?'

'I'm not sure I can trust this new dog of mine.'

'So you're sure it's number four who clawed through your door, demolished the living room, and, after soiling the carpet, stole away your French poodle?'

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

"Honey, I think I found the hamster."

Barks in code.

'Over there! Isn't that my missing ceramic frying pan?'

'I think you'll eventually believe in reincarnation, Doctor. My dog is coming back as a law suit."

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"Are those the DNA results?" "Yep." "And?" "You're a dog."

"Don't look now. I think we've got company."

Lost Pets

"It's my flea. I think it's got dogs."

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"Don't come out now, too risky! There's an opened cardboard box in the middle of the room, so there's a high probability the cat is inside it. . ."

We have your dog

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

'I'll kill that dog of yours.'

"Are you gonna' tell him?"

Cookie Thief

"Have you seen the remote?"