Quirky Hygienist T-Shirts

"I really don't like popcorn, but it feels so good to floss afterward."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Whack-a-molecule

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Egg Buggy

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Quick! 5-second rule!

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery

"9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer."

"The Help Desk guy says to try Ctrl-Alt-Delete....!"

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

DIY pedicure

"Why do I always get the stupid wobbly table?"

Your insurance doesn't cover leeches, but some patients are reporting good outcomes with the escargot.

A shark flosses with a fishing line.

'You are not landing on your dinner with those clean feet!'

Plastic Surgery

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

Elephant's tusks are in a glass by the bed.

'That's it for today. If you have any questions, ask the nurse. I can't hear a thing with these ear plugs in.'

'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'

Graduate.

'I think that's the last time mom will ever ask us to wash up before dinner.'

St Berts - Britain's first open mouth surgery in progress.

Obstetrician's office: Innies and Outies.

'So what are you doing tonight, babe?'

Sewing for Dummies.

'Why not use dental floss instead of candy floss?!'

"I've head the soup's not bad."

Man shaving from foam on a mug of beer.

Dr. Potato Head