Quirky Housing Enthusiast Pillows

"To enforce social distancing we erected walls between booths and then we added windows to protect the staff and private bathrooms to keep our facilities sanitary. We kind of kept going from there and our whole staff caught Covid anyway but now we've built some pretty decent affordable housing."

"Mmm... not sure about these new high-rises..."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Rogue elephant

Real Estate Personals

Snow globe

'They're playing house.'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

Carnations.

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

Shoe house.

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

UP Again: Housing Prices.

"Yes, I appreciate that it's a converted fire station. But I still think I'd prefer stairs."

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

Arrow Church

New Homes

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

"Butt cracker"

Turtle Eviction

'Design brief.'

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

Spaceman with a vacuum cleaner in space

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

Homes of the font designers

'Funny place to put an esculator.'

'Uh, nich tchotchkes, sir.'

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE DECOR

Have you seen this toaster?

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

'When you described it as a remote house in the country...'

Inevitably, just chasing cars was no longer enough for Trevor.