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A house haunts a man.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'This one looks unusual. Yes, it's a toilet with an outside house.'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Beware of the Lawn

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

The first transatlantic communication.

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"Yes, I appreciate that it's a converted fire station. But I still think I'd prefer stairs."

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

Unnatural History Museum

"Frank?"

"You rang?"

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

A botched home improvement job.

'He missed a 5-foot putt for eagle last year, so he had an exact replica of the green build into the yard.'

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

"Interesting story behind this one..."

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.