Quirky Home Economists Gifts

"Even We've Never Heard of Us" paper towels.s

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

Beware of the Lawn

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

'As your financial advisor, I'd have to advise you to change your main income provider,'

Mouse real estate!

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

'With the economy the way it is, I'm going to have to let one of you go.'

A few Halloween costume ideas.

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

The Heating Oil Problem.

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

Here's one I made earlier.

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

First Market Decline

How to save on your heating bill...

Man ironing out a line graph.

"Today we learned how to put cherries on cupcakes!"

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

'Do we want this one parallel with the floor or the ceiling?'

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."