Quirky Home Artist Pillows

A man sits in an armchair with seven flies or other insects, framed on his wall; he has a fly-swatter in his hand.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Filet minion

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Cake Free Zone

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Pinata Trophies

Yard Sale

The Hammer

"Can that be right?"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Rogue elephant

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

His & hers towels.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

'It's a coffee-book table.'