Quirky Home Artist Mugs

A man sits in an armchair with seven flies or other insects, framed on his wall; he has a fly-swatter in his hand.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Filet minion

Cake Free Zone

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Pinata Trophies

Yard Sale

The Hammer

"Can that be right?"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

Rogue elephant

His & hers towels.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Jackson Pollock the Spider