Quirky Healthcare Worker Pillows

'That's it for today. If you have any questions, ask the nurse. I can't hear a thing with these ear plugs in.'

Nurse with a mobile made from medicines.

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

'On second thought, you can go home anytime you want, big fella.'

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

"9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer."

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

'I told you we should have packed a lunch.'

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

'This is a pick 'n' mix ward - you choose your own medicine.'

"These aspirin are for me. That patient in room 102 is a real pain!"

'He still doesn't know how serious an amputation he's had, nurse, so try not to act too shocked.'

Plastic Surgery

"Why do I always get the stupid wobbly table?"

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

'Nurse, has the staff been eating in pre-op again? There's mayonnaise on the scalpel.'

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

"They say every team has a member who is suffering from mental health issues. Not this team eh?!"

St Berts - Britain's first open mouth surgery in progress.

"Woodpecker gets an office job."

'I keep getting this RINGING in my ears!'

"Not that one...the big one on the top shelf!"

Surgeon with hearts on his shirt.

Sewing for Dummies.

Pneumatic seat raised through roof.

'Yes, I suppose it's worth a try - after all we have nothing to lose.'

'Sorry, we don't know as much as we'd like to about warming a stethoscope.'

"I enjoy the pearls of folksy wisdom as much as the next guy, but what, exactly, does he do around here?"

'You have the new disease that terrifies the medical community... It's cure is easy and cheap.'

'Tests indicate you may be susceptible to the H1-N1 virus'

Dr. Potato Head

"Can I call you back? I'm with a piece of string."

'I've mislaid a scalpel.'