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"Leeches are making a comeback"

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

"9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer."

The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery

A Mom and Pop Operation

'Eureka! It won't cure anything, but the side effects are terrific!'

'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

Plastic Surgery

"Why do I always get the stupid wobbly table?"

'That's it for today. If you have any questions, ask the nurse. I can't hear a thing with these ear plugs in.'

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

"Please tell me you just ate a bucket of eels."

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

'It's a wonderful new drug...a sort of injectable garlic.'

St Berts - Britain's first open mouth surgery in progress.

"Not that one...the big one on the top shelf!"

Sewing for Dummies.

Dr. Potato Head

Patient to pharmacist: 'So, is it contagious?'

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

'Geeez! One day, we'll all get killed by that unhealthy stuff!'

'It's kidney stones.'

'I was skeptical at first, but it really works.'

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