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"Life for Hans was Grim Until The Launch of the Buttocks Channel."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Anna Calvi

Hay Rides $10

wattle covers

Family members!

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

Unicorn Working From Home

"Static cling."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

Who knew grass migrates?

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

Drinking Companions

'See, there are no people in your closet. Now, go to sleep!'

Chicken Funeral Planning.

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

Nit and Flea picking 'Next please...'

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Pioneers of the ancient west

"Any other skills?"

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

The Phyllis Diller Collection

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

The Dancing Academy

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."