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Firemen rescue mushrooms and pepperoni with a pizza.

Man feeds ducks, then ducks feed man.

"So, Angela... You and me...we should..get together."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

Optimist

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Family members!

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Static cling."

Unicorn Working From Home

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Who knew grass migrates?

"Is the garbage fresh?"

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

Drinking Companions

"One group gets tiny copies of the 'Times,' the other gets tiny copies of the 'Post.'"

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

'See, there are no people in your closet. Now, go to sleep!'

Chicken Funeral Planning.

Nit and Flea picking 'Next please...'

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"This next song is called - 'I want to kill you'."

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Shakespeare Project

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

Pioneers of the ancient west

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"