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Firemen rescue mushrooms and pepperoni with a pizza.

Man feeds ducks, then ducks feed man.

"So, Angela... You and me...we should..get together."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

Optimist

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Family members!

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

Unicorn Working From Home

"Static cling."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

"Is the garbage fresh?"

Who knew grass migrates?

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

"One group gets tiny copies of the 'Times,' the other gets tiny copies of the 'Post.'"

Drinking Companions

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

'See, there are no people in your closet. Now, go to sleep!'

Chicken Funeral Planning.

Nit and Flea picking 'Next please...'

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

"This next song is called - 'I want to kill you'."

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

Pioneers of the ancient west

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Shakespeare Project

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

You heard right - one large cheese pizza, and tell the driver to take it out of the box and leave it in the yard,

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'