Quirky Cupid Shooters Gifts

Cupid hits the shooting range target with arrows

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Cupid and Targets

"This will be hilarious!"

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Why it's easier to fall in love with a fat bald guy,

'I'm developing a foot fetish.'

Happy Valentines

Cupid's Valentine

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

The first time I saw you Cupid must have fired an arrow....And he hasn't stopped yet.

Happy Valentine's Day.

Cherub tries to prevent a man from declaring his love for a woman.

Dorothy gets a visit from her funny Valentine.

"You know as well as I do, love is just another word for offshore investments."

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Valentines

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

Tough Love 2000

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

Whale Cupid: The Whale world's version of Cupid using a high-powered Harpoon as a Bow and arrow.

"And you say your attacker was 3 feet tall with wings and a bow!"

Valentine's roses $59.99- Feb.15th- $12.99.

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

'It feels great now, but you will see when it's pulled out.'

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

Narcissus

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."

'Democracy? I thought we were spreading love.'

"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."