Quirky Cupid Shooters Prints

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"This will be hilarious!"

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Happy Valentines

Cherub tries to prevent a man from declaring his love for a woman.

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

Cupid's Valentine

Happy Valentine's Day.

The first time I saw you Cupid must have fired an arrow....And he hasn't stopped yet.

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

Whale Cupid: The Whale world's version of Cupid using a high-powered Harpoon as a Bow and arrow.

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

Tough Love 2000

"You know as well as I do, love is just another word for offshore investments."

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Valentines

"And you say your attacker was 3 feet tall with wings and a bow!"

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

Narcissus

'It feels great now, but you will see when it's pulled out.'

Valentine's roses $59.99- Feb.15th- $12.99.

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

Colonel Bagshot.

"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."

'Democracy? I thought we were spreading love.'

"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!"