Internet Cupid Prints

"Hi! I'm Jim Burns, your computer matchup."

'I think the idea of an online dating service for seniors is fine. I just don't think we should name it, 'TimesRunningOut.com.''

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Online Dating

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

Cupid and parachutists.

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

The first time I saw you Cupid must have fired an arrow....And he hasn't stopped yet.

Happy Valentine's Day.

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

Cat Stops Cupid

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

Love in Church

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

'George and I met on line!'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

"So - we meet at last."

Blind data.

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

"He decided to become a divorce lawyer!"

"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."

'My boyfriend says that every Valentine's day he's reminded how much of a good shot cupid is. My boyfriend has a way with words. I hope he uses some of them to propose.'

Internet dating

"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."