Internet Cupid Prints

"Hi! I'm Jim Burns, your computer matchup."

With this app I met a woman who lives in Australia. I'm going there to take her out to dinner! You're crossing the international date line!

'I think the idea of an online dating service for seniors is fine. I just don't think we should name it, 'TimesRunningOut.com.''

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Online Dating

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

Cupid and parachutists.

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

Call it Tough Love.

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

We found each other the first time either of us tried online dating! It was love at first website!

Happy Valentine's Day.

The first time I saw you Cupid must have fired an arrow....And he hasn't stopped yet.

Cat Stops Cupid

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

Love in Church

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'George and I met on line!'

Cupid hits the shooting range target with arrows

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

"So - we meet at last."

Blind data.

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

'My boyfriend says that every Valentine's day he's reminded how much of a good shot cupid is. My boyfriend has a way with words. I hope he uses some of them to propose.'

"He decided to become a divorce lawyer!"