Quirky Cupid Lover Mugs

Tough Love 2000

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I love you, you big fool."

"You don't whisper anymore."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Growing Love

'I even love the way you snore!'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

Romance

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

Tapeworms Need Love Too

It started as a mutal distate for publicity, but soon blossomed into a cheap physical act...

"I've always wanted to be in a committed relationship."

"Watch this!"

"I found you running wild. Ungroomed and lacking social skills. Today, you're a trophy partner."

"He has a limited vocabulary - but boy, can he kiss..!"

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'How about a nice fixer-upper?'

Graves: Ernest Moss Ventriloquists. . . 'Georgie'

'Ms. Gunderson will see you now, and she apologizes for keeping you wading so long.'

"I want you to have it. It's a lock of my hair replacement."

"I don't care if she is a tape dispenser. I love her."

The M.R.I. of Love