Quirky Counters Gifts

Math Prodigy, Bobby Lesko

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

The 39 Steps

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

'Looks like you're having a pretty good season, eh Ben?'

Great we have mice.

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

"You can't lend me the £100 I asked for, only £70? Don't worry, you can own me the rest."

Umbrella fight.

"Fred doesn't take photos. He relives our vacation memories by viewing credit card receipts."

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."

Eighty, eighty five, ninety, ninety five and five makes a pound.

"If there's discrepancies in my tax returns, don't blame me. Blame the guy in the alley I paid $20 to do them."

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

"That's Jack from accounting. He's a magic bean counter."

"All you do is binge watch."

"The real torture is not being able to get my steps in."

'Forty two carry four...' - 'Please get your calculator fixed.'

Colin had one of those annoying habits that was difficult to ignore.

You're right, there's nothing in the rule book about it!