Quirky Context Seeker Gifts

'Isn't it odd that Mona, the vegetarian, is seen with so many turkeys?'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Hay Rides $10

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Family members!

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Unicorn Working From Home

"Static cling."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

Drinking Companions

Chicken Funeral Planning.

'See, there are no people in your closet. Now, go to sleep!'

Nit and Flea picking 'Next please...'

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

Pioneers of the ancient west

'Honda has recalled the U.S. Sixth Fleet due to leaky sunroofs.'

"I can't eat all that."

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

'How do you get to Bingling Bros. circus?'

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

Ariel prepares for her big date.

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

Chair massages.