Quirky Concepts T-Shirts

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

The Map of the human brain

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Nun Fight.

Best before 65 million BC.

The devil you know and his plus one

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Am I sensing fear?"

Dreams I have had...

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Large print e-book.

Illogic Tree

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

The lesser of two evils.