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Do it yourself books.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"I compose using post it notes!"

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"For Pete's sake, Helen, will you break down and buy a hair dryer!"

'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'

Dead Man's Handel

Attitude Counselor.

"On second thought, could you take it out and just teach him how to use the door knob?"

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

Problem solving centre.

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"See no more hiccups."

'Part of the problem, meet part of the solution.'

"I couldn't afford an antivirus, so I installed a sneeze guard instead."

"I said you should develop an app that earns money, not prints money!"

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

'They're both great quarterbacks, but I chose Matt as my starter because he's dating a celebrity!'

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

Melody Cockroach.

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

"Susan!...are you trying to tell me we have an interface problem?"

"I'm facing my fears in alphabetical order. How about you?"

"This is all very interesting. When do we learn how to hack?"

Violinist and boot

Remote Control Car Rollerblades