Quirky Course Explorer Mugs

'This has got to be the longest course I've ever played!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Blend Schools

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"You know damn well what noise!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

The first transatlantic communication.

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

Unnatural History Museum

Golfers lost on the road

Economic

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

Distilled Elephant

'You know, I was buying this resume until I got to the part about you serving on your town's Ouija Board.'

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

Sign Post at the Zoo Reads:'Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Oh-My.'

'...And, to expand our food animal practice curriculum,...

Golf - "Are you new to the game?"

'... just one more ball. Please? Last one. I'll pay you back, I swear!'

Community Bed de Luxe

"Nice putt."

Ice fishing on a floating sheet of ice.