Creative Course Explorer Mugs

'Do me a favor, next time you want to go golfing in the city, count me out.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Interdisciplinary studies.

Continuing education.

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Paranormal A-Z...

"Three more years of high school."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

Common Core Family Therapy

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

Do you suppose this is art or science?

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Ace headhunters.

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Planned service changes

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'