Quirky Commercial Lover Gifts

"No kidding? After appearing in a cat food commercial, you signed a sneaker deal?"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"That's our new church mascot."

Who knew grass migrates?

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Floss Street Vendor

Focus Group Failures

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

Doomsday marketing

Seven deadly sins store

"Dad, I'm a lab-rat by choice, it's my profession. Now you're just going to have to accept the fact that you have a son who's pregnant."

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

"Finally! An iconic advertising image that represents Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter!"

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

Therapist Starting Gun

Business gothic.

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

Man sees pull cord: 'It must be one of those start-up companies.'

"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"

Advertising meets cryptozoology...

'He brings a bizarrely different perspective to our marketing.'

Free Hamster, "That's novel, getting a free hamster with every meal."

Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

'So do you have any marketing strategies that don't involve 'Really Big Shoes'?'

'Do you want to buy this cow from 'Windy Field Farm'?'

"Why are you plowing with a steam roller?"