Quirky Commercial Lover Gifts

"No kidding? After appearing in a cat food commercial, you signed a sneaker deal?"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"That's our new church mascot."

Who knew grass migrates?

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Floss Street Vendor

Focus Group Failures

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

Doomsday marketing

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

Seven deadly sins store

"Dad, I'm a lab-rat by choice, it's my profession. Now you're just going to have to accept the fact that you have a son who's pregnant."

"Finally! An iconic advertising image that represents Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter!"

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

Therapist Starting Gun

You put your legs on backwards this morning? Yeah, I could kick myself.

Business gothic.

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

Man sees pull cord: 'It must be one of those start-up companies.'

Advertising meets cryptozoology...

"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

'He brings a bizarrely different perspective to our marketing.'

Free Hamster, "That's novel, getting a free hamster with every meal."

Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.

'So do you have any marketing strategies that don't involve 'Really Big Shoes'?'

"Why are you plowing with a steam roller?"