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Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Horse draws a baby carriage.

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

It's A Breeze

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

Yeah, I woke up as a roach because I was so full of existential dread – Why did you wake up as a dung beetle?

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

You'd think I'd learn after four dates, but I keep running back to her.

Top Secret Files

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

'Going up?'

Atomic Bear: Part 10

'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." "Give me all the juicy details."

'Worst case of Prickly-Heat I've ever seen!'

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

'We now have a drug to cure 'writer's block' but a common side effect is plagiaism.'

The Experimental Procedure

'What do you mean, you want a divorce?'

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

"I like flying south for the winter with George. It's always interesting."

The world is my oyster and I'm allergic to shellfish.