Quirky Comics Collection Mugs

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

It's A Breeze

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

Top Secret Files

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'Going up?'

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

'Worst case of Prickly-Heat I've ever seen!'

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." "Give me all the juicy details."

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'We now have a drug to cure 'writer's block' but a common side effect is plagiaism.'

The Experimental Procedure

"I like flying south for the winter with George. It's always interesting."

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

"So for you being buried alive was largely a negative experience?"

'What do you mean, you want a divorce?'