Quirky Coat Enthusiast Pillows

Watch Your Coat.

Hats and Food

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Football Crazy strip six

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Giant Sale!

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

'What's wrong with you?'

'Ok, bad idea. Everyone TAKE OFF their thinking caps.'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

Shy Man at Party

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Hats

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

London Fly-Paper Vendor

One size fits all

Circus News

Warning! Croc Infested Waters!

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

The Man in the Iron Basque!

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'