Quirky Celebration Collector Pillows

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Duck Hunt

Raincloud Umbrella

Early cyborg.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Ice shelfie.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Kissing the Fish

"Things are looking up!"

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Balloon dog poos.

It's great for pulling the birds!