Quirky Cautioners Gifts

Caution Dulcimer

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Expressions of mystery.

Egg Buggy

Geekasaurus.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

'I like it.'

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

'A shocking report shows more marriages are ending in divorce than decapitation. Could this be the end of traditional marriage, as we know it? More on that. . .after the break!'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

"Spare us the gory details."

Off the wall legal advisor.

"Waiter, there's a greenfly in my soup!"

'Try to keep a straight face when you plead 'not guilty'.'

'I'm terribly mixed up.'

The End is Near Due To Global Warming/The End is Near due to Nuclear Winter.

Beach psychiatrist.

Have you tried drinking ?

'We've simplified the warning label to 'May result in lawyers'.'

'I know you want to draw attentin to your blog, but having a wardrobe malfunction won't help.'

"When I die I want to come back as a beautiful swan. And you?"

Being careful on social media.