Quirky Borrower Pillows

'Could I have a loan of a cup of sugar please?'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Great British Eccentrics.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

'This test doesn't understand me.'

Things I've learned...

I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet.

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

"You should consider buying."

The last of the Mom and Pop brokerage houses

Animal worries.

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

'Good book?'

"I didn't raise my hand. I was just stretching."

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

Locally Grown Stocks, Farm Fresh CDs, Free Range Annuities.

Investments: We have locally grown stocks.

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"

"We've got an application from a bank asking if we'd like to sponsor a branch."

Essay Paper.

Louse and garden...

Gigolo Diary

'Finzter, our newest investment adviser, believes that money can make you happy.'