Quirky Award Fan T-Shirts

Staff Toothpick of the Month.

"Cat box"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Jarvis Cocker

'It was great. I hated it.'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Pray for me.'

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

"He's deliciously vintage."

The Running of the Brie

Double Saxophone

Antler Buzzers.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"I could do that."

Flying in Formation.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Bernice Mountain Dog

Deer Cross Dressing.

Oreolas

A Nursery Rhyme From The American Psychiatric Society

"I believe in consistent branding."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

Flower Painting

Actors getting married. 'Best supporting man'

Fat Kid 32- Sucks the eyes out of his tortoise

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…