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Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

No soliciting - especially if it's for a good cause.

"What I do as an artist is take an ordinary object – say, a lamppost – and, by urinating on it, transform it into something that is uniquely my own."

A Nursery Rhyme From The American Psychiatric Society

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Do you need a hand?

Car driving comes upon fork in road.

"Peg! What happened!?!"

LOST: a chicken has had it's head chopped off and is looking for it placing fliers about town

'Hurry up man, I can't hold this forever,'

A woman enters a motel room and confronts silhouettes of two faces in bed. One is saying "It's not what it looks like." The outline of the two faces also forms a vase; famous "optical illusion."

Franz Schubert

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

"As soon as you're underwater you can take the mask off."

'Well, nobody's perfect.'

Snowman Funeral

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

Giant egg and nest in bonsai tree.

Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.

Snake funerals.

Snake liposuction.

Robber with stripey jumper and swag bag.

'Humph Punks!'

'Gesundheit.'

Easter Island.

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

"I'm into painting with my feet"

Cow Polish

The giraffe-tamer.

A caterpillar looks at a centrefold in a girly magazine that is several pages long.

'Pray for me.'

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

"Do you want me to leave the water in?"

"Nobody likes me..."

'Can you run that by me again? I'm not sure I got it down right...'