Quirky Art Fan T-Shirts

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

No soliciting - especially if it's for a good cause.

"What I do as an artist is take an ordinary object – say, a lamppost – and, by urinating on it, transform it into something that is uniquely my own."

A Nursery Rhyme From The American Psychiatric Society

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Do you need a hand?

Car driving comes upon fork in road.

"Peg! What happened!?!"

LOST: a chicken has had it's head chopped off and is looking for it placing fliers about town

'Hurry up man, I can't hold this forever,'

A woman enters a motel room and confronts silhouettes of two faces in bed. One is saying "It's not what it looks like." The outline of the two faces also forms a vase; famous "optical illusion."

Franz Schubert

"As soon as you're underwater you can take the mask off."

Snowman Funeral

Giant egg and nest in bonsai tree.

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

'Well, nobody's perfect.'

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Humph Punks!'

Snake liposuction.

Snake funerals.

Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.

Robber with stripey jumper and swag bag.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

A caterpillar looks at a centrefold in a girly magazine that is several pages long.

"Do you want me to leave the water in?"

'Running Bare always was a little perverse'

An Executioner and His son.

'Your puppy had an accident on the rug.'

'Gesundheit.'

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

The giraffe-tamer.

"Nobody likes me..."

'Pray for me.'

"I'm into painting with my feet"