Quirky Article Sharer Pillows

'Gloria, what do I have to do to share a fascinating online article about the surprising ways to use watermelon?'

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Giraffe Selfie

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

Wanna talk about it?

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"Well...at least you don't s**t on my ideas."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

Man considers blogging.

Stock Exchange.

'What do you mean, our marriage license has expired?'

Sponge Blog

Garden of Earthly Delights

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

Dog's Sandwich

Due to higher-than-usual caller volume, your wait-time is nine minutes. That's over an hour in wolverine minutes.

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

A guy steals popcorn from the man sitting next to him.