Quirky Article Sharer Gifts

'Gloria, what do I have to do to share a fascinating online article about the surprising ways to use watermelon?'

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Giraffe Selfie

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Wanna talk about it?

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"Well...at least you don't s**t on my ideas."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

Sponge Blog

Stock Exchange.

'What do you mean, our marriage license has expired?'

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."

Garden of Earthly Delights

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

Dog's Sandwich

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''