Quirky App Explorer Gifts

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

French Early Bird

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Little by little they increased their influence with the team.

"This chasing stick app makes things so much easier."

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Unnatural History Museum

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

'This app that recommends what I read next works, but it's insulting. It referred me to a gas station restroom wall.'

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

Distilled Elephant

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

"My tech-support is a lot better than my hot dogs."

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Sign Post at the Zoo Reads:'Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Oh-My.'

Today's special - Ox tail soup.

Community Bed de Luxe

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

Ice fishing on a floating sheet of ice.

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

A house haunts a man.

'I really need a new mobile phone. All my phone can do is make and receive calls.'

"This insanity app is really driving me crazy."

Penguin on skis.