Quirky Americana Explorer Gifts

U.S. Male - Part Five

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

French Early Bird

Cake Escape

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Don Quixote

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

The first transatlantic communication.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class."

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

Unnatural History Museum

The Shy Nudist Camp.

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

Planet of the Ants

Fly fishing.

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

Everyone always thought M.C. Escher had an incredible imagination, but really he just grew up in an odd house.

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

"No window, but on the plus side there's a gateway to another dimension behind the Lloveras print."

"In your wildest dreams, did you ever think you'd one day be cruising the Gulf of Mexico?"

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.