Quintessential Bridesmaids Pillows

Besties Photo

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'I always cry at weddings!'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Tilly Slowboy

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

Wedding Fayre

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

"Walking to the pub takes me 5 minutes, but 20 minutes to walk home." "The difference is staggering."

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

The Aisle

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

Last night of freedom.

"She's registered at Salomon Smith Barney."

Bridal bootcamp

Bride playing cello

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

'Rat arsed.'