Quintessential Bridesmaids Prints

Besties Photo

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'I always cry at weddings!'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Tilly Slowboy

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Wedding bouquet spring loaded shoes.

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

Wedding Fayre

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"Walking to the pub takes me 5 minutes, but 20 minutes to walk home." "The difference is staggering."

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

The Aisle

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

Last night of freedom.

"She's registered at Salomon Smith Barney."

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

Bride playing cello