Unconventional Bride Pillows

Long beard as wedding veil.

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

"Actually, it's customary to say 'I do' to the groom, rather than text it."

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

Bride getting ready for her wedding.

"Can you hurry up? My Uber will be here in 3 minutes."

A bride and groom surrounded by cats

"I can't believe you forgot your death certificate."

"And so, by the ventriloquism powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife."

The Ring Bearer

A bride and groom riding a giant fish

'Let's have a secret wedding, all my friends think I have better taste.'

'Y'know, I'm glad we kept it small.'

Wedding nose ring

'I suppose I'll get married some day - I just don't want to be there when it happens.'

"Our grey wedding dress is quite a smash with young women who have learned to say goodbye to unrealistic expectations."

"That's the thing about online dating - it's addictive."

"Remember, bring it all back within two weeks and I'll refund your deposit."

Confetti Recycling.

'I got us a stretch smart car...Neat, huh!?'

'Your Letter of Recommendation from the outlaw biker gang, the Devil's Serpents, was certainly complimentary...but it does raise other questions.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife. You may torture the bride.'

"He may be an unusual choice for a husband but I've found him to be really quite handy."

"Have I got a girl for you!"

"Where shall I put him, mum?"

'Wow! Is it Valentine's Day already?'