Unconventional Weddings Pillows

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

You're my Mona Lisa.

Demure lady with gloves

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"You're the lid to my pot."

A heart shaped cake

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

We'll have Manhattans...

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'