Unconventional Weddings Pillows

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

You're my Mona Lisa.

Demure lady with gloves

Lesbian civil partnership.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"You're the lid to my pot."

A heart shaped cake

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public