Lover Of Quirky Weddings Pillows

The Ring Bearer

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

When Female Leopards Marry.

Penny Farthing Tricycle

"For better for worse. For richer for poorer. I sickness and in health....I warned you these vows were extremely graphic."

"These oaths aren't binding all weekend are they?"

Hen do!

'No, I'm not married: For some reason, a human has put this ring on me...'

'What's the matter, baby? . . . Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is.'

A bride and groom surrounded by cats

"And so, by the ventriloquism powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife."

Puppet Show from the Stocks

'Is the divorce pool still open?'

"Bert's Bakery? I think there's a pissed-off Bucks Party somewhere, standing around our wedding cake."

'Let's have a secret wedding, all my friends think I have better taste.'

"If anyone has just cause, why Howard and his Palm Pilot should not be lawfully wed..."

'You may now kiss the bride... but no tongue.'

A bride and groom riding a giant fish

"Don't be too disappointed, you're not the first girl who thought they could change a guy after they were married."

"...And will you run over each other with cars and trucks and smash each other against walls in good times and in bad times?"

"Hello, Linda — long time, no see."

'Mom, dad - this is the guy I want to spend my life with until the butcher will separate us.'

'Yes, it was romantic of you to carry me over the threshold. But, couldn't you have made sure that the drawbridge was down first?!'

"She just loved baths, so, so much."

"As soon as the wedding is over I've got a wedding gift for the bride."

The plot thickens...