Frequent Bridesmaid Pillows

'Ms Always-a-bridesmaid-never-a bride, met Mr Almost-right...'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'I always cry at weddings!'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

Wedding Fayre

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

Besties Photo

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

The Aisle

Last night of freedom.

"She's registered at Salomon Smith Barney."

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

When stars marry: 'Why did you ask him first? Does he have top billing?'

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

Bridal bootcamp

"Reverend John Ship performed the nuptials. Attorney Thomas Sims performed the prenuptials."

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

"Yes... you'll be wearing that bridesmaids dress for eternity!"

Hats and Greetings

'Can we just do this pass-fail?'

'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'

Three women dancing

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

Training the Bride's Train Bearers

'Jim called to say he apologizes to you and the 300 guests, but he'll have to marry you next week instead. He totally forgot he made plans to go to a boat show this weekend.'