Frequent Bridesmaid T-Shirts

'Ms Always-a-bridesmaid-never-a bride, met Mr Almost-right...'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'I always cry at weddings!'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Wedding bouquet spring loaded shoes.

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

Wedding Fayre

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

Besties Photo

The Aisle

Last night of freedom.

"She's registered at Salomon Smith Barney."

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

Bridal bootcamp

"Reverend John Ship performed the nuptials. Attorney Thomas Sims performed the prenuptials."

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

When stars marry: 'Why did you ask him first? Does he have top billing?'

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

"Yes... you'll be wearing that bridesmaids dress for eternity!"

'Can we just do this pass-fail?'

Hats and Greetings

Training the Bride's Train Bearers

'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'

Three women dancing

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."