Quinceañera T-Shirts

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

"Look! They have a Quinceanera Carlie doll! How authentic!"

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Great British Eccentrics.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"Before I read the financial report I have to ask... do any of you have a weapon?"

I love the Shard

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Mad For It

"I can't understand it, we did quite well in the first three quarters.

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Foxy lady

Unicorn in the Woods

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

Planting Bird Seed.

Watering can helmet.

Burlyesque

The Formal Street Artist

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'