Queenie T-Shirts

Queen reigning.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Best before 65 million BC.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Give quiche a chance!

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

TV Chef Cooking Range

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

Sticking out tongue

Access Denied!

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

Elizabeth I

Are you printing your own book? No, it's my mailing to agents!

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

'Dad, before I tell you what happened, how much does a piece of glass nine feet by twelve feet cost?'

Penfriend

"All you said was for me to go to my room and clean. Since you weren't specific, I cleaned my computer's hard drive."

Thong World.

The Water Diviner

"No, no, no, my wife said she'll have a quiche!"

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

"No, honesty Billy. . . they don't use real dogs in them!"

'All I have to do is clean up the piles of trash, laundry and dirty dishes in my room, then I'm free...'

"Look! They have a Quinceanera Carlie doll! How authentic!"

A Con-artist offering brain scans to the public from his flatbed scanner.

Mouse execution

The Stand-about society.