Quietness Connoisseur Gifts

'They say she's very loud mouthed but she's always very quiet when she comes in here!'

Hush puppy.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

She required plenty of personal space.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"There goes our early night."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"Cat got your tongue?"

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

Confucius say: shut up.

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

"See what I mean? People don't know how to relax anymore."

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

'Phew! What a day! I almost lost my aura of supreme tranquility.'

Working from Om

"Is something bothering you?"

Go away

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

"My koan is to comprehend the sound of one hand clapping."