Quiet Travel Pillows

Dignity Coach Tours - "Thank you for not singing"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

On Holiday

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

Confucius say: shut up.

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"We want a good selection of hotels restaurants and activities...but no tourists!"

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

Look! A white-breasted nuthatch. There's a red-headed woodpecker. And a black-capped chickadee. Quiet! What's she see? A white-breasted black-capped redhead. Shh! Don't disturb his habitat!

'He doesn't have a fever. I just needed some quiet.'

"Take it easy son, not so forceful...row your boat gently down the stream!"

A retired man relaxing by fishing.

"I'm all for the quiet life but she keeps rattling on all day long."

Yap yap yap yap yap yap yap. If that's the neighbor's dog, I'm not here.

"Chatting or no chatting?"

Stimulus Hunger: 'Every now and then, Roger likes to cut himself off from all stimulus.'

'Peace at last.'

"I just forgot everything I learned in there."

"I wish they had untamed-rage detectors."