Quiet Travel Mugs

Dignity Coach Tours - "Thank you for not singing"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

On Holiday

Confucius say: shut up.

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"We want a good selection of hotels restaurants and activities...but no tourists!"

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

'He doesn't have a fever. I just needed some quiet.'

"Take it easy son, not so forceful...row your boat gently down the stream!"

A retired man relaxing by fishing.

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

"I'm all for the quiet life but she keeps rattling on all day long."

'Peace at last.'

Stimulus Hunger: 'Every now and then, Roger likes to cut himself off from all stimulus.'

Noise Abatement Society

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

"Chatting or no chatting?"

"I just forgot everything I learned in there."