Quiet Companion Pillows

"Isn't it nice, Harry, that we can sit here together for a whole evening and not feel we have to make conversation?"

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

"That's what I like about hanging out with you, we can talk quietly: All my other friends are hyperactive..."

Others will fight for you

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

She required plenty of personal space.

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

Happy Valentine's Day

Love.

"Love me?"

Confucius say: shut up.

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

Pet Hobbies

Dog in the Bed.

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

"I cherish my creamer stirring as a precious moment for quiet reflection."

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

Computer with moon screensaver

"What are we doing today?"

"Which side do you want?"

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

To my Valentine

"I forgot to charge him."

Stimulus Hunger: 'Every now and then, Roger likes to cut himself off from all stimulus.'

'Not more 'me time'?'

'I think I need some me time.'

Introverts Anonymous

"How do I like it cut? In silence!"

A candle for the deceased.

"Can I stay up and watch t.v. with you?"