Relaxed Companion Pillows

"What are we doing today?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Pina Coladas

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"We're here to experience pleasure."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

Romance in Pink

"Love me?"

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

Pet Hobbies

Tax haven.

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

Superman takes a vacation.

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

The two friends

Holiday,

Dog in the Bed.

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

"Thanks to yoga, mom no long jumps to conclusions. She gently stretches."

"At least TRY to look as busy as a bee!"

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

A King 'Off Duty'.

'Goopta took early retirement.'

"Your holiday is finished George, get over it!"

"When you're dating at our age, this is what passes for a mating dance."

"I thought we agreed no work this holiday."

"Which side do you want?"

Friday

"I've kept both of my New Year's resolutions! Three donuts a day and more time in my pyjamas!"