
"I have no idea why there has been zero company this year, but, hello, BEST holiday ever!"
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"I have no idea why there has been zero company this year, but, hello, BEST holiday ever!"
Club Antisocial
Christmas Tree
'He lives for his holidays.'
"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."
"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."
Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.
"Home depot."
'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'
Hush puppy.
"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."
"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."
"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."
Horn of Leftovers
Happy Turkey Day!
'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'
Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve
'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'
'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!
"I guess now's as good a time as any."
'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'
"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."
'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'
"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."
"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"
An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men
'I hope you all like stuffing.'
'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'
'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'
North Pole twinned with Amazon
"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"
'Will you be my Valentine?'
Holiday Sales: The Starting Line
A Couple in A Speedboat.
"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."
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