Quiet Holiday Enthusiast Gifts

"I have no idea why there has been zero company this year, but, hello, BEST holiday ever!"

Club Antisocial

'He lives for his holidays.'

Christmas Tree

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Hush puppy.

"Home depot."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Happy Turkey Day!

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Horn of Leftovers

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'Will you be my Valentine?'

A Couple in A Speedboat.

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"